Dance with Pride.

This dress would be perfect for an Irish dance performance at a gay wedding. It would certainly fit the motif, no?

Old-Timey Solo Dress

These dresses aren't ugly, per se, but in my two years of Irish dancing I have learned a few things. Like not to show up in class in baggy sweatpants because it inhibits how well you can move your legs. These dresses have a lot more fabric than my baggy sweatpants. This leads to the question: how the hell can someone dance in a dress like this without tripping and falling?