Dance with Pride.

This dress would be perfect for an Irish dance performance at a gay wedding. It would certainly fit the motif, no?

Old-Timey Solo Dress

These dresses aren't ugly, per se, but in my two years of Irish dancing I have learned a few things. Like not to show up in class in baggy sweatpants because it inhibits how well you can move your legs. These dresses have a lot more fabric than my baggy sweatpants. This leads to the question: how the hell can someone dance in a dress like this without tripping and falling?

Gavin! What the Hell?

Neon green sleeves. Christmas trees. Whatever the hell shaped bodice that's supposed to be. And a purple underskirt that doesn't even match the damn dress. Really? Who finds this design attractive? And this poor girl paid how much for it?

I Like This Dress

But I wouldn't be wearing the same colors as the most hated multinational corporation in the world right now. Because nothing says bummer like destroying our natural resources in the name of greed.

F*ck you, BP.

Ladies, Please...

Here's a tip for all the dancing queens out there: when you want to spend thousands of dollars on a dress that will wash you out, don't. Face it, ladies, no one looks all that good in construction worker orange. Plus, the color keeps the judges from looking at your steps because it's so bright. And, at the end of the day, isn't a feis about the dancing? No? Okay.

Fire and Brimstone

A simple, yet stylish, reminder of where I'm going when I die.

Support The Troops.

Are you in a competition to see which Irish dancer supports the troops the most!!!!!!! (Yes, that was seven exclamation points and no question mark)

Then why not show your support for Dubya's farce the war in Iraq with your Irish dance dress? Yay! Today, taking the Irish dance world by storm with your pink camo solo dress. Tomorrow, dodging RPGs launched by the Taliban. Just like a big girl : )