Friday, November 5, 2010

More Stuff Goshdarnit

A poem dedicated to the modern-day Irish dance dress:

More stuff goshdarnit
Why have one skirt when I can have three?
Why have one stone when I can have many?
Bright orange leopard print? Sure; why not?
Why just one butt bow? Make it fourteen.
Why? Why? WHY?
GLUTTONY!