A poem dedicated to the modern-day Irish dance dress:
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Why have one skirt when I can have three?
Why have one stone when I can have many?
Bright orange leopard print? Sure; why not?
Why just one butt bow? Make it fourteen.
Why? Why? WHY?
GLUTTONY!
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